Why my house is never clean.

By Kendra, mother to 17 month old twins.

Home today with 2 sicklings, I figured it would be a great time to get some cleaning done. It went a little something like this ...

2:00pm - Get out vacuum and empty canister.
2:15 - Start vacumming
2:20 - Move sorting blocks Addi dumps in front of vacuum
2:22 - Move Sing along chair Payton drags onto carpet
2:25 - Move sorting blocks again
2:30 - Unwrap cord from Payton's neck
2:32 - Start vacuuming furniture
2:34 - Plug vacuum back in
2:40 - Unwrap cord from Payton's neck
2:43 - Plug vacuum back in
2:45 - Plug vacuum back in
2:50 - Set vacuum upright
2:53 - Clean cushion I just got done cleaning thanks to Goldfish cracker Addi had stored in her diaper
2:56 - Plug vacuum back in
2:57 - Break up fight and unwrap cord from Payton's neck
3:00 - Finish, wind up cord, pack vacuum away, only to discover pile of smashed cracker on carpet.