Porn

No this isn't about my obsession to porn, or DH's (we truly don't have one LOL), or a confession that I used to be in porn ... it's a story about my first day in the classroom. We have 15, very active, students enrolled in our class. 12 of which are boys. Yah. In any case as we sit down for circle time, my co-teacher is doing her thing (calendar, weather, etc ...) and I'm sitting beside the only 2 girls in our classroom for this day, one who calls me Dr. Kendra (insert dramatic pause here). We finish circle time with no incident, play a game, and just settle down for our 'sharing activity' when the little girl on my right looks up at me and says .... "My mommy's video goes Bow Chicka Wow Wow".

At this point, this is me.

Thinking it couldn't possibly be the way it sounded and my gutter mind was working overtime, I decided to let it go. But she continued. "She watches it in her room at night after my brother and I go to bed. Sometimes I hear it though because I don't fall asleep fast". So what does the fantastic teacher of the year do ... I start to giggle. The poor little thing is looking at me like I just lost my marbles.
So after we were done, I told my co-teacher the story and we had a good laugh. The moral of the story? Keep your tvs turned down, and never believe your 4 year old will use any discretion.
Oh and just an FYI, this story is only second to the time one of my 3 year olds came in, only to tell every single person who walked in the door ... "I took a shower with my mommy this morning, she has a hairy butt."